Sucker for a Line

"Do you want to come home and sleep with me?"

"I told my parents I was staying at my house tonight, sweetie."

"You should come to my house, instead, and practice."

"Practice what?"

"Sleeping."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we're going to be doing it for the rest of our lives. We should probably practice now."

And then I melted into puddle.