Shit My Coworkers Say

"Good morning, Baby Jesus!"

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"Hey, uh, it looks like you have some more bottles to wash."
"Why don't you go fuck yourself!"

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"You know, we're supposed to feed the cells every day."
'Yesn"
"You know what the problem is with your cells?"
"No."
"You need to feed them every day."

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"Get off my nuts!"